I was Uncyclopedia-ing online and I decided to search for Australia. lol It is rather amusing. Though I doubt that the grown-ups will enjoy this bit or get the hmour. I was scrolling down until I reach this part where they posted up a parody of Rihanna's "Disturbia".

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No more springs in my bed, i squished them last night,
nothing healthy nothing good, should i try walking tonight.
In my fridge on my bed, the food is never light.
i think I'm morbidly obese, yeah.

The doctor said i had two more months left,
but the food is just so irrisistable,
a disease in my mind, cant stop eating.
im to fat for comfort.
whoa.

follow your nose now, you're in the city of burgers,
where you eat till, your insides burst inside you.
You'd better think twice, or ill eat you for a snack at midnight.
so only come near if you must.

coz we live in
australia. we are the fattest nation wide,
australia. eating a hamburger tonight.
australia. mcdonnalds is what we like.
australia. australia.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

samantha ♥