Bitch Do The Darnest Things

I dab salt onto my ulcer last night because everyone said that it will cure it. Just a little pain and it will be GONE!

So I thought, "okay. I don't mind a little pain. It'll only last for a minute anyway"

I went to the kitchen and scoop about 1/4 spoon of salt (of doom!). The spoon is the size of those mini plastic spoons available in KFC. Before I did the unthinkable. I grabbed an ice cold bottle of POP from the fridge. It's for me to put on the bottom area of my cheek to numb the pain after I dab the salt on my ulcer.

I'm all set. I went to the bathroom and stare myself in the mirror. I was contemplating on whether should I rub it onto my ulcer, sprinkle or dab...

I sprinkled.

It wasn't so bad but I felt the pain. Then I went on and wet my index finger and dab a bit of salt onto it and then dab my ulcer...and..
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SWEET MERCIFUL BUDDHA!!!

Next thing I know, I was in tears with a bottle stuck to my cheek. When the pain was almost gone..it kinda felt good. But after about an hour, I felt a little pain so I checked in the mirror...the ulcer became bigger!!

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!!

After all the pain! I feel cheated..and stupid T.T

I resorted to using this method (torture) because :

1. Bonjela gel is not taking effect. I used it twice, the last time I got an ulcer. It didn't heal.

2. I don't wanna put some bitter green/grey powder. It tastes like crap and it stings just as bad as putting salt. Growing up with a grandpa who is into the chinese herbal medicine field...I tried a lot of herbal crap. Medicine in forms of powder, pills, watery...etc. I can't say no to my grandpa, can I?

3. I don't have anymore reason...

So yeah...I didn't get any sleep because of the darn ulcer. It hurts. I was up until 5 something in the morning. My eyes started to get fuzzy and I fell asleep half way through 'Whose Line Is It Anyway' .


samantha ♥