*tweet tweet*

A tweet message from the mother!!

Quite disturbing in certain levels.
Then again, it is kinda cool that my mom tweets.
I guess she is slowly trying to reach out for me.
The things parents would do to connect with their kids.
lols

samantha ♥

Cows Go Mooooo..

Semester finals is happening this month. This coming Thursday to be exact.

Absolutely love the ambiance in college this time around. Less cars. Okay, maybe more or less cars doesn't really mean much to me since I don't drive to school.

I guess it is the decreasing number of students when semester finals rolls up that I enjoy much. The canteen AND toilet is less crowded. Sometimes I wonder, why do students like to hang around outside the toilet.

I have to say, the college toilet is not exactly first class. Plus is smells, and the floor is wet AND they don't provide tissue paper! I suppose they are going head on with the "Save the Earth Go Green" crap. I don't know.

But it is starting to become sort-of a pet peeve to go into toilets that doesn't have TOILET PAPERS!

Then again, I know it is always common practise to bring a packet of tissue wherever you go.

But what if you sooo happen to be one of those that doesn't or forget? Wash backside with hands and water? so gross can? Unless you live in a tree house in the midst of the jungle then atleast you have leaves lor.

Most of the toilets here in my campus TAK ADA tissue rolls. Except for Staff toilets which are off limits to students.

SO UNFAIR!!

Students are also humans what! humph!

Then again, all hope is not gone as I found a CUBICLE, yes, only ONE cubicle that provides tissue papers. The toilet located in the clubhouse. Girl's toilet, FIRST cubicle (just extra info for TARC students lor)

These things help narrow down my options into 3 :

1) Walk all the way to the club house.

Not that near for business students okay. Try walking under the scorching hot sun. It feels like scaling mountains and riding through stormy seas. (overly exaggerated i know)

2) Use the staff toilet

Can be a little risky as the mak ciks will nag you non stop about, how the staff toilet is only for STAFF.

I don't really care about that. I want clean toilet and that is that! *huff*

and...

3) Hold it in until you go home

(or ATLEAST until you have the time to find a decent toilet la)

I know it is somewhat bad for my health to tahan for so long because like they say, when you have to go, you HAVE to go. But I always opt for this option. I prefer the own comfort of the toilet in my OWN HOME.

Which reminds me of this story that my mom told me when we broach the topic of clean toilets.

Apparently I had this mentality of being picky of where I need to pee pee pr poo poo.

There was once where my folks brought me to this house cum restaurant for dinner. So half way through our meal, I had to answer natures call. My mom frantically led me to this jamban. When I say jamban, this one is betul-betul macam jamban dekat hutan kind.

Little me went in while the mom waited outside. Within a minute I stepped out and told my mom that I don't wanna pee in there because it is super dirty.

With that, dinner speed was turned up a notch and well...I got to pee in comfort at my own home. lol

I don't know about you guys but I need a clean toilet or ATLEAST ones that have a roll of toilet paper because it is either choosing to have a clean ass or save the planet. Which would you pick?

My rant is pretty much pointless but I always have the tendency to blog long posts. Part of the stress relief practise when I have exams coming up.

Wish me luck!!

p/s : i wanna tippy-roll? someone's house one day! the one you throw rolls and rolls of toilet at people's house during Halloween. Whatever you call it.


samantha ♥

Boomz. lol

I know I haven't been a good blogger lately, but I swear to god, I've been busy..

Playing Wedding Dash.

and of course, I have to deal with the daily college classes.

But first thing first.

HAPPY NEW YEAR !!

though it doesn't feel like a new year. What happen to December holidays!?

And because of that, I miss typical school holidays. Those where you have the whole of December off. After days of wishing you had to do absolutely nothing, till when the time comes you wish you had something to fill your time with.

Of course there is the upside of college compared to that. We get longer breaks. We don't have to rush towards the long queue and hustle our way for food yelling,

"Cik, Cik, Satu!" while waving a dollar bill. The canteen at 10:45am is like a scene fromThe New York Stock Exchange.....and 1/4 like prison because we have "prison wardens" known as prefects. But those were the days.

Back to New Years..I am sure everyone has their list of new year resolutions done.
Good luck in keeping up with it. I know I won't be able to keep up with mine. Why else would I have about 3 same resolutions from the previous years. I won't point them out. You will just have to guess for yourself.

Anyway, here is my Year 2010 Resolution :

♥ cut down on swearing. i don't swear a lot, do i?

♥ pick up a new language. prolly going full-fledge japanese.

♥ learn to cook proper chinese dish. i am an asian girl afterall.

♥ learn to love accounts. Or atleast TRY to. tssss....a bit tough.

♥ get Ben a wifey. we are pretty much convinced that he is gay.

♥ pass my grade 8 piano exam. a bit far fetch.

♥ study harder. i must!

♥ travel around the world. hmm...maybe when i hit mid 2os

♥ be more confident and stand up for myself. its not like i choose to be a softie wut..


will constantly update the list until february. But I won't update it in my blog. No point.
As for pictures from my Singapore trip. You can view it from my facebook :)


samantha ♥

Love is High

piece of artwork by Ah Ber


samantha ♥

Robert's Rodeo

Just saw an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond on Star World, where Robert got his rear gored by a bull. He tried to make peace with the bull and at the same time, to his girlfriend. He used the same technique he USED on the bull on his girlfriend. So imagine that !

It was a good injection of laughter!!

It kinda make me think to myself, when was the last time I had actually spent time watching TV instead of sitting in front of the computer screen plastered to Facebook and Human Pets.
It felt really good after watching a comedy series. Felt pretty light hearted.
Though I was watching it alone. I don't mean to put it in a pathetic sense. But it doesn't matter weather I watch it alone or with someone else because I will still enjoy it just as much.

It is always a topic to talk about as young kids in school. I remember every week, the day after catching the latest episode of Phua Chu Kang or Malcolm In The Middle or whatever comedy series shown on teh local channel, we would literally discuss about our favourite scene and actually keep re-enacting the whole bloody scene again.

Those days my parents were too poor to subscribe for Astro lor. But somehow, now we do! :D
haha suckers! BUT before that, we settled just fine with local channels. I would remember the day and time for this and that TV series. But if you ask me now, I don't think i can keep up with a decent show schedule.

And because of all the above, I decided to put "owning a complete box-set series of my favourite comedy series, FRIENDS!" into my 2010 new year resolution.
I know that it is pointless to get a create a new year resolution list since I barely keep up with it.
I can cross one resolution out that makes it into my yearly list. I never write or type it out but it is always in my head. That is...I want a BOYFRIEND.

Boyfriend granted. But but, I didn't wish for distance in between!! >"<
Oh well, like they say, absence makes the heart grow fonder, no? I guess I will have to settle for that motto for now.
I am pretty much determine to bring down the fact that people would normally say about long-distance relationships (LDR) , is that LDRs never work out. As in NEVER. They are pretty damn sure about it. Like, can't miracles happen?

I've seen successful ones and not so successful ones Just because there is a huge majority of LDR failures doesn't mean those people who are still in it should give up. *huff*
Don't let it deter you !
I'm basically trying to apply to myself. So there you go.

Oh before I forget...

To those who sent me Christmas text messages. I am sooo sorry I couldn't reply because I was holidaying in Singapore. You know the basic charges applied. So I have to be kiam siap a little la. I will blog about it later.

But first things first, better late then never so here goes...

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE !!!!

thanks for the sweet text messages :]

looking forward to a brand new year!


samantha ♥

Whisper Softly To Me

I am feeling really really tired..

Feeling kinda low too actually.

Having one of those moments where
all the memories and thoughts that I've tried to suppress,
took a crazy U-turn and hit me at the back of my head.

Funny.

I remember Emily talking about how everyone has a way
of dealing with their emo-ness the other day we were at the
night market.
If I am not mistaken, I think I said that I don't have one
and I will just get over it somehow.

But I think I have one now :)
Actually..more than one...

In my mind, I'm thinking...

I want a hug real badly.
Hugs are really comforting. Really.

A shoulder to lean on would be nice too.

Hmm...

A lame conversation perhaps. Like, you know it is lame
but it makes you laugh a little anyway.

A tub of ice cream with a Hello Kitty silver spoon.
Digging into my favourite ice-cream flavour. Cookies 'n Creme.
Garnished with little flower shaped marshmallows.

I wanna lay in an open field.
Look up at the blue clouds.
Point out a funny shaped cloud or two.
With the sun rays cascading down onto my skin.

But for now...I will just curl up in bed and hug my bolster.

Hope I will feel better after I wake up.


10 days to go :]


samantha ♥

Illusions

I'm so tired that my head is..blank.

Perhaps it is not entirely blank as I keep thinking about taking a nap.
I am seriously sleep deprive.

Accounts presentation. Checked.

English debate. Checked.

ITS coursework test. Checked.

Accounts coursework test. Checked.

Macroeconomics coursework test. Checked.

:D

ITS and Macroeconomics group assignment due on Monday.
ITS is almost complete and I will start on Macroeconomics tomorrow.

..as for now, I shall welcome the weekend. wooooots!!

*victory dance*

Spare me a moment of sanity.

Nap time !


13 days to go :]


samantha ♥

Shut Up Woman Get On My Horse

The title says it all, really.



Look at my horse,
My horse is amazing
Give it a lick
Hmm, It tastes just like raisins
Have a stroke of it's mane
It turnes into a plane
And then it turns back again
When you tug on it's winky
Ohh that's dirty
Do you think think so?
Well I'd better not show you where the lemonade is made
Sweet lemonade
Mmm sweet lemonade
Sweet lemonade
Yeah sweet lemonade
Get on my horse
I'll take you round the universe
And all the other places too
I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything
Shut up woman get on my horse

This song is really ADDICTIVE !
Sure it sounded ridiculous. I mean, look at THE TITLE!
Initially I thought it was gonna be some cute folk song.
Think...The Sound Of Music.
Then out comes some techno tune when it start playing.

OWNED !

And winky, which I swear I didn't know the meaning then, means penis.
Thanks to Davey for the translation.

Thought it might be funny if I posted the convo up.
Not to pin point my stupidity. pffft..
But it is just plain hilarious.

s a m a n t h a i heart you says (2:05 PM):
Have a stroke of it's mane, it turns into a plane
Then it turns like a game and you tug on it's winkie
winkie! i like that word!
lols

Like your Mama Say, Move Move! Shake Shake! now Drop! says (2:06 PM):
hahahahahahaha
you like winkies?
or is it just reminiscent of disney and other childhood memories?

s a m a n t h a i heart you says (2:08 PM):
umm no
but it sounds cute?
lol

Like your Mama Say, Move Move! Shake Shake! now Drop! says (2:08 PM):
uh
haha
okok
= =

s a m a n t h a i heart you says (2:08 PM):
does winkies mean something?
o.o

Like your Mama Say, Move Move! Shake Shake! now Drop! says (2:08 PM):
penis

s a m a n t h a i heart you says (2:08 PM):
oh shit..
i just said i like penis and i think e penis is cute
OH MY GAAAAWD !!!!

Like your Mama Say, Move Move! Shake Shake! now Drop! says (2:09 PM):
yea
i think its funny
hahaha

s a m a n t h a i heart you says (2:09 PM):
but i thought winkies mean something else in general
but of course in the song it meant..dicky..but umm....
nevermind
forget that i ever said anything about winkies..
=X


*smacks own forehead*


samantha ♥

*ting!*

I left my house keys at home today.
Clumsy me.
Bad luck striked when I called my brother and..

He's not at hooome! O.O

Totally forgot that he was working in Kumon.

So......
I had to go all the way to his workplace to get his set of house keys.

I ran up flights and flights of staircase.
I thought Kumon was on the 1st floor.
But I was wrong. It was on the 4th floor !

Fine. I got to him...and he handed me his car keys apologetically.
I can interpreted his actions pretty quickly.
Anyway, I was kinda tired then.
Thought of using the lift instead of taking down the stairs.

So I pressed the "down" button and waited.
It came. The lift door popped open.
Exposing an empty lift.
I took one look at it and took the stairs instead.


Atleast this one looks better.

BUT the other ONE......*shudders*

The floor was covered with thin wood.
The light wasn't inviting.
Its like a dying light bulb.
Bright but not too bright. Dark but not too dark either.
You get my drift.
And it was kinda small
I'm a little claustrophobic..
and to make matters worse.

My cousin Joey was telling me something about ghosts
and lift hauntings the night before.

VERY MIND FUCKING !

Back to the story....I didn't take the lift at all.
But on the bright side, I think I shed a few stones
from climbing up and down the stairs
TWICE !

:D

p.s : thanks ,to Kah Wai for fetching me. Sorry for the trouble though >"<


samantha ♥

It Doesn't Matter Anymore

I laughed a lot today.
It kinda makes me think back to the times in highschool.
When you used to make me laugh.
Though you barely say anything hilarious.
Its funny that the one thing that you try to salvage the most,
the one thing that you always try to put up with,
always end up as the thing that you will lose easily.
Rather fragile.

I miss seeing that familiar face that I literally grew up with.
Somehow.
Yet, I couldn't bring myself to say the things that will make things right.
Perhaps its my fault. Or maybe not..I don't know really..
I don't seem to want to make an effort to fix things.
I don't seem to want to give a damn.
I just give up. Simply raise the white flag.

Eitherway, I hope you're doing fine.
For what is worth, I still care about you.
Just not as much as I used to....


samantha ♥

Swing Swing

I didn't know how many songs that The All American Reject performed during the Digi Music event until I read it from a random blog.

song list :

1. Move Along
2. Fallin' Apart
3. Dirty Little Secret
4. Swing Swing
5. My Paper Heart
6. I Wanna
7. Mona Lisa
8. Real World
9. It Ends Tonight
10. Damn Girl
11. The Last Song
Encore
12. The Wind Blows
13. Gives You Hell

13 songs! I only stuck around until song no.9 though,
because baby had to leave to the train station.
But from a distance, we can hear the songs they were playing.
So in a way, I didn't miss out that much.
Nevertheless, it was a total dream come true!!

I WAS THERE TO CAPTURE EVERYTHING LIVE!

for the 2nd time, mind you.
1st time was during MTV World Stage!


I ♥ Tyson Ritter

:]


samantha ♥

Jazz Me

I said, "give me a sexy look!" and this is what I got from Horny Heng.

*scroll down~*















He is freaking hilarious! I swear!
The things he say..is just...funny!

Just the other day, we went for a movie with Reachel and Kah Wai.
Movie of choice was 'Jennifer's Body'.
The ending is sooo fucked up. That it spoiled everything.

Anyway, as we were exiting the theater, we were all talking about the movie.
Typical post movie review among friends.
Then Horny Heng expressed his interest towards the "six screen" in the movie.

My initial reaction was, "huh? what is six screen??"
I kept questioning him what is it and he kept trying to explain it in cantonese.
Then it just hit me that he was trying to pronounce "sex scene"

I almost died laughing !

He even came up with something which is absolutely briliant!

Now, the number combination of 2629 has a new found meaning to it.
Read as, two six two nine..
It is close to sounding like,"do sex tonight"

get it? LOL

XD


samantha ♥

Outdated

Pictures from my part time job in Cortefiel, during last semester holiday.


doodles~


View from the "gossip" counter. lol


Farah and Bib.


Bib wanted a tattoo. So I drew her one. Too much free time!








Razman! we named all the mannequins in the shop together.








Bib and Dewi




samantha ♥

Ummm...

I've been away for a while.
Took some time off blogging.

Will update soon >"<


samantha ♥

Busted!

Guess what?

My worries are over. Well, half of it.
I didn't have to verbally tell mom that I failed 2 papers.
She read it from my bloggie!
(check my cbox for "Alison")

Okay, I'm not suppose to sound happy about it,
but it is indeed a daunting task to muster up enough confidence to
tell my mom that I failed Accounts and QS.

I mean, failing one subject is fine..but TWO?
she's bound to go apeshit on me. MAJOR!
Eitherway, problem solved. Now I just need to get the re-sit form,
hand in the money, and study study STUDY!!

On the other hand...sorry for worrying you, baby.
It was funny receiving instant messages from a
very-much-freaked-out you
Will text you if I ever go MIA for more than 12 hours.










ONLY IF I REMEMBER TO DO SO

:p

(kidding)


samantha ♥

Holy Crab!

Oh gee, I am slowly losing my readers

:[

Update coming up as soon as I'm done editting the pictures. My overdue pictures. lol

Stay tunee~!!

If you refer to my Hard Rock post, there is a picture of sand but in it, there is a hidden crab too.
To those who spotted it, well... good for you!!!
Too bad there is no pot of gold for the winner.

But for those who are too "blind", here is the crabbie~


- click to enlarge -


samantha ♥

C.K. not Calvin Klein

It is almost like a normal human reaction to crack up a joke whenever the word or sight of
Chow Kit comes to peoples attention.

In the car was Xin Yee, Reachel, Kah Wai, Joo and I.
We were firing random jokes at each other but the last joke was on me.
Mostly about hookers and one night stands.

After dropping of Xin Yee and Reachel in Pudu,
Kah Wai sent me home.
As I got down the car and walked towards my gate with my keys ready
Kah Wai wind down his window and Joo leaning over, shouting stuff like,

"wei, samantha! yesterday night damn syok ah!"

"we should do it again. semalam sangat syok!"

and well, there's more. Can't really remember though.

First thought that came to my mind was run in and take cover! lol

A week of 2nd semester just went by. Pretty quickly actually.
But life is gonna start buzzing from next week onwards.
When all the tutorial classes starts. Totally spells the word..

H O M E W O R K !


samantha ♥

Is He? or Is He Not?

Out of curiosity and absolute randomness,
would any of you believe that this is my boyfriend ?

(*O.o)

My parents don't. lol

Anyway, drop a comment or a message in my chatbox.
Tell me what you think.

:]


samantha ♥

Sun Of A Beach

I'm currently blogging from Hard Rock Hotel in Penang.

The rain is killing the holiday mood. Like, literally.

Wheres the *beep*-ing sun?!

siiggh..

But on the bright side, the hotel is really nice.

Nice music playing all day long.

The waves are bigger here, beautiful pools (fuck it, i didn't bring my swim suit!), not sure about the food.

But the family is gonna try them out later.

On a random note,

I've been hearing loads of "chao chi bai"

coming from behind the wall, in front of me.

I wonder whoo...hmmm..

Anyway, this is just a quickie.

Going for a walk alone on the beach.

Lovely~

:]

samantha

Blip Bloop

It's been a while since I came up with a proper post.
Couldn't think of anything to blog about.
Actually I do. But because I wanna blog with pictures that I am oh-so lazy to upload..
I decided to drag down the date.

Anyway, just a short short super short update.

Work is good. The usual tiredness.

4 days to go and I'll be off to Penang on the 30th September till 2nd October ~

=D

exciteeeed!!

Finally a vacation with the family without leaving behind anyone.
It used to be just mom, dad and I because my bro refuse to ditch any classes.
Not that its bad or anything.


samantha ♥